So, I woke up one morning to the smell of bacon, mmm… I was hoping that Jay had saved some for me before he left for class. But nooooooo, when I went out to the kitchen OF COURSE I saw that there was NO BACON waiting for me. I stomped through the kitchen, fuming to myself about how horrible Jay was to forget me like that… only to open the fridge and see a plateful of bacon sitting there.
Oh, the guilt. Sorry for doubting you, Jay. <3